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    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/the-photos</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-04-21</lastmod>
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      <image:title>the photos - Wine</image:title>
      <image:caption>My husband's way of showing support for this project.  I married an engineer, not a reader.  But he listens to me babble on about these crazy plots, he does not complain about my evenings hunkered down with a laptop or a book, and he lovingly accompanies me to shows when I request tickets.  God bless the man.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>the photos - Wine</image:title>
      <image:caption>My husband's way of showing support for this project.  I married an engineer, not a reader.  But he listens to me babble on about these crazy plots, he does not complain about my evenings hunkered down with a laptop or a book, and he lovingly accompanies me to shows when I request tickets.  God bless the man.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>the photos - Working</image:title>
      <image:caption>What literally lays upon my lap when I am combing through text throughout the week.  The DK Essential Shakespeare Handbook is AWESOME.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>the photos - Me &amp; Contact Info</image:title>
      <image:caption>Wondered who is writing these words you read?  That would be me, Deidre.  American housewife and mother on the early side of her 30s.   English major for life, Anglophile, Southerner at heart.  Barely made it out of the Human Resources world alive.    Reach me on Twitter @dreadpiratemama or write a comment on any of my blog posts.    </image:caption>
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      <image:title>the photos - House of Montague v House of Capulet.</image:title>
      <image:caption>I took my daughter to see Romeo and Juliet.  You may have read about it.  I've had to role play as evil Tybalt with her ever since.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>the photos - Warring Houses</image:title>
      <image:caption>My daughter and me, each repping some R&amp;J love.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>the photos - Much Ado About Nothing (UCLA, circa 2003)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cast of Shakespeare UCLA's first show, Much Ado About Nothing.  This was spring 2003.  Easily the most hilarious and caring cast I had the pleasure of knowing.  I'm the brunette in the middle of front row.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>the photos - Beautiful Girls Dig Shakespeare</image:title>
      <image:caption>Some of the founding ladies of Shakespeare UCLA (dreadpiratemama is front center).  These are all highly intelligent, creative, and inspiring women, and I count myself lucky enough to be Facebook friends with them all to this day (heh).  Ah, to be 21 again...</image:caption>
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      <image:title>the photos - Death Chart</image:title>
      <image:caption>I wish the makers of this would do one for the histories as well!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>the photos</image:title>
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      <image:title>the photos - Hotspur vs. Hal</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is how Hubs supports the project.  Engages in theme drinking and games while I one-sidedly discuss the play at hand.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>the photos - Hubs</image:title>
      <image:caption>This guy.  He's pretty supportive of this project, despite his reluctance to read anything, ever.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>the photos - A Sweater in Midsummer</image:title>
      <image:caption>My favorite cashmere sweater totally reminds me of a play about fairies.  That's not a stretch AT ALL.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>the photos - Me</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is what I look like when I write.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>the photos - Bard Creatures</image:title>
      <image:caption>My Twitter friends inspired me to get this t-shirt. I realize how nerdy the entire ordeal is.</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog</loc>
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    <lastmod>2018-07-03</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2018/7/3/coriolanus</loc>
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    <lastmod>2018-08-17</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2017/8/5/pericles-prince-of-tyre</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-08-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Pericles, Prince of Tyre</image:title>
      <image:caption>Me, when I read about the pirates swooping in. Prolly what Leonine looks like in that moment too</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Pericles, Prince of Tyre</image:title>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Pericles, Prince of Tyre</image:title>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Pericles, Prince of Tyre</image:title>
      <image:caption>Pericles, arriving in Tarsus</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Pericles, Prince of Tyre</image:title>
      <image:caption>Diana's nuns await</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2017/6/3/sonnet-10</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-06-03</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2017/6/3/alls-well-that-ends-well</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-06-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - All's Well That Ends Well</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is everything that is wrong with Helena</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - All's Well That Ends Well</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Inquisition of Parolles reminds me so much of that scene in the Goonies when Chunk starts confessing all the totally unrelated horrible things he's ever done</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Man, these rings be turning everyone into Golem</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Helena reveals herself in the final scene</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Diana and Helena, pretty much</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Helena, pining away</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sure King, Bertram's totally ok with marrying his adopted sister</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2017/4/28/titus-andronicus</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-05-06</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Tamora: so pretty and innocent</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Titus Andronicus</image:title>
      <image:caption>Tamora's got this, Saturninus</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Titus Andronicus</image:title>
      <image:caption>That’s both deep and true, Jonas brother whose first name I can’t be bothered to look up</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Titus Andronicus</image:title>
      <image:caption>I instantly thought of Ted Danson in Creepshow when they mentioned burial up to the neck</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Titus Andronicus</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Every time the pit was mentioned, I laughed and thought of Parks &amp; Recreation)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Titus's hand, per my imagination</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Saturninus, on marrying Lavinia</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tamora, in an aside to Saturninus</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2017-03-31</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Twelfth Night (or What You Will)</image:title>
      <image:caption>"O time, thou must untangle this, not I. It is too hard a knot for me to untie!"</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Orsino and Olivia, pretty much</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Twelfth Night (or What You Will)</image:title>
      <image:caption>TWINSIES!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sebastian, pretty much</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Viola, as "Cesario"</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Viola, pretty much</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The troupe with the troop!</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2017-03-10</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Merchant of Venice</image:title>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Merchant of Venice</image:title>
      <image:caption>Antonio's swimming in it when it comes to Bassanio!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Merchant of Venice</image:title>
      <image:caption>Nerissa &amp; Portia, rocking their finest</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Merchant of Venice</image:title>
      <image:caption>Shylock, rocking some evil hands at the news of Antonio's financial ruin (if you're watching a straight Shylock-as-villian interpretation of the play)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Portia, posing as "Balthazar"</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bassanio, basically</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Merchant of Venice</image:title>
      <image:caption>So long, Prince of Arragon; see ya never.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2017/1/20/henry-vi-part-iii</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-12-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry VI, Part III</image:title>
      <image:caption>War of Roses = Sharknado</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry VI, Part III</image:title>
      <image:caption>Every Englishman each time he realizes he has no clue who the king currently is</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry VI, Part III</image:title>
      <image:caption>Gamekeepers (heh, heh)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry VI, Part III</image:title>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry VI, Part III</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Kingmaker would definitely fight the Hulk for Elizabeth's affections. He could also easily take down Rowdy Roddy Piper</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry VI, Part III</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yeah, the succession is a confusing labyrinth. Hopefully this image helps.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2017/1/7/henry-vi-parts-i-ii</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2017-01-08</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry VI, Parts I &amp; II</image:title>
      <image:caption>Gloucester's enemies appropriately respond</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry VI, Parts I &amp; II</image:title>
      <image:caption>Sums up the Lancasters &amp; their supporters</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry VI, Parts I &amp; II</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Cardinal, Henry VI, Margaret, Gloucester</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry VI, Parts I &amp; II</image:title>
      <image:caption>Eleanor, Duchess of Gloucester</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry VI, Parts I &amp; II</image:title>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry VI, Parts I &amp; II</image:title>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry VI, Parts I &amp; II</image:title>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry VI, Parts I &amp; II</image:title>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry VI, Parts I &amp; II</image:title>
      <image:caption>Lisa Simpson would also play an excellent York</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2016/12/15/the-sonnets</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-03-20</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Sonnets</image:title>
      <image:caption>Rival poets, a depicted by Phineas &amp; Ferb</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Sonnets</image:title>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Sonnets</image:title>
      <image:caption>Perhaps the most perfect gif-to-topic pairing I've ever found</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Sonnets</image:title>
      <image:caption>DRAMA!!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Sonnets</image:title>
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      <image:caption>The poet, glancing upon the beauty of the beloved</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Sonnets</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2016/10/5/henry-viii</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-10-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry VIII</image:title>
      <image:caption>All Cranmer needed was that one solid ally.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry VIII</image:title>
      <image:caption>I love him so much.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry VIII</image:title>
      <image:caption>Marissa Cooper be telling Buckingham like it is</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry VIII</image:title>
      <image:caption>What I imagine every masked ball in the history of the world is like</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry VIII</image:title>
      <image:caption>ForeSHADOW, get it??</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry VIII</image:title>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry VIII</image:title>
      <image:caption>It's good to be king</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry VIII</image:title>
      <image:caption>Wolsey, in a glass case of emotion</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2016/8/31/the-winters-tale</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-09-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Winter's Tale</image:title>
      <image:caption>Oh, REALLY, Hermione??</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Winter's Tale</image:title>
      <image:caption>Why yes, the old man was delectable, thank you, dear.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Winter's Tale</image:title>
      <image:caption>I've been holding on to this meme for far too long.  Happy to use it here!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Winter's Tale</image:title>
      <image:caption>Leontes does NOT know what to do with this thing, and you’re NO HELP, Antigonus.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Winter's Tale</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ooh, tell us more!!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Winter's Tale</image:title>
      <image:caption>Polixenes &amp; Florizel agree to disagree.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Winter's Tale</image:title>
      <image:caption>OBVIOUSLY. (I hate when Emma is disappointed with me)</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2016/8/7/the-taming-of-the-shrew</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-08-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Taming of the Shrew</image:title>
      <image:caption>Carson does not approve such foolish and flippant class reversal for entertainment's sake</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Taming of the Shrew</image:title>
      <image:caption>Me, whenever silly characters who should be learned merchants just go along with whatever some stranger says</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Taming of the Shrew</image:title>
      <image:caption>Katherine Minola, in all her glory</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Taming of the Shrew</image:title>
      <image:caption>Sly: "Oh, yeah, this show is great...when is it done?"</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The happy couple</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Taming of the Shrew</image:title>
      <image:caption>Is it just me, or does the "praising the old man as a young virgin" scene kind of reminiscent of the penis game's "I dare you" mentality?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Petruchio's bridegroom portrait</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2016/7/7/king-john</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-07-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - King John</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ok, so he's not technically this King Arthur of ancient legend, but I couldn't resist posting a pic of the boy king with the same name!  It's just too perfect, and I think the play's Arthur is just as befuddled and pure as Wart.  Plus, I will always post underrated Disney movies when I can.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - King John</image:title>
      <image:caption>Lisa Simpson, light of the world.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - King John</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ok so maybe not hypochondria...but just as dramatic.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - King John</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Underrated Disney movie alert!) De Burgh, totally cottoning on to King John's oh-so-subtle meaning.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - King John</image:title>
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      <image:caption>Queen Elinor, basically.* (*may not apply to all children)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - King John</image:title>
      <image:caption>Maybe if Lionheart had employed his Care Bear Stare, he'd still actually be on the throne rather than a glorified legend leaving a family mess behind for his poor nation to deal with.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - King John</image:title>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - King John</image:title>
      <image:caption>Me, both when I read that scene and saw it performed.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - King John</image:title>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - King John</image:title>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - King John</image:title>
      <image:caption>ENGLAND!</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2016/6/6/loves-labours-lost</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-08-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Love's Labour's Lost</image:title>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Love's Labour's Lost</image:title>
      <image:caption>You totally don't need sleep to focus, right Boo?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Love's Labour's Lost</image:title>
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      <image:caption>The Kingdom of Navarre</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Love's Labour's Lost</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is the exact WRONG way to date.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Love's Labour's Lost</image:title>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Love's Labour's Lost</image:title>
      <image:caption>I'd decline dancing too if a man thought this was the way to woo me.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Love's Labour's Lost</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2016/5/20/troilus-cressida</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2017-06-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Troilus &amp; Cressida</image:title>
      <image:caption>The army-welcome-smooch scene is roughly 5x creepier than this.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Troilus &amp; Cressida</image:title>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Troilus &amp; Cressida</image:title>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Troilus &amp; Cressida</image:title>
      <image:caption>Aeneas, correcting a distraught Bill Murray on his grammar in my favorite holiday film.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Troilus &amp; Cressida</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is just an inkling of the cast...but note they all have curly hair, because that's how it went in the long, long ago.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Troilus &amp; Cressida</image:title>
      <image:caption>Troilus's worst nightmare</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Troilus &amp; Cressida</image:title>
      <image:caption>*phew*</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Troilus &amp; Cressida</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ulysses, in a nutshell</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2016/4/21/as-you-like-it</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-04-23</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1461260092755-I1SY204F2MTXRLSKLF61/Matryoshka</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - As You Like It</image:title>
      <image:caption>I think these dolls may have been my first grasp on the concept of infinity as a child.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - As You Like It</image:title>
      <image:caption>For daily inspiration and fun, I love artist/author Dallas Clayton.  Find him online or on Instagram.  Absolutely worth checking out.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - As You Like It</image:title>
      <image:caption>...but, mercifully, no funeral.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - As You Like It</image:title>
      <image:caption>I'll admit it -- as a small child, I was a big WWF fan.  My particular fave was Rowdy Roddy Piper, but Randy "Macho Man" Savage was a close second.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Brotherly love, as depicted in the excellent East of Eden</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - As You Like It</image:title>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - As You Like It</image:title>
      <image:caption>The idyllic forest in As You Like It, painted by John Edmund Buckley.  Touchstone's looking pretty at home here.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2016/3/29/hamlet</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-04-19</lastmod>
    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Hamlet</image:title>
      <image:caption>This was me last year, 2 hours each day, only with a lovely print copy of a book instead of an evil tablet.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Hamlet</image:title>
      <image:caption>Gary Oldman and Tim Roth at their absolute funniest, I promise you.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Hamlet</image:title>
      <image:caption>Bowie as Hamlet.  Although Bowie could be anything he damn well pleased.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Hamlet</image:title>
      <image:caption>Marcellus and Horatio could have just told Zak Bagans about the ghost and avoided all the drama, but retained much of the entertainment.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Hamlet</image:title>
      <image:caption>Hamlet, in a nutshell.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Hamlet</image:title>
      <image:caption>Hey, Laertes, make sure that's poison and not extract of llama, ok?  Otherwise you'll inspire a wholly different movie than The Lion King.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Hamlet</image:title>
      <image:caption>River Song, right as always (God, Hamlet, way to ruin it for everyone!)</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Hamlet</image:title>
      <image:caption>Forgive the gore, but I do love a good horror movie.  Nightmare on Elm Street (the original, naturally) is a total classic.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Hamlet</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2016/3/6/richard-ii</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-03-06</lastmod>
    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Richard II</image:title>
      <image:caption>Nothing suspicious here AT ALL.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Richard II</image:title>
      <image:caption>Man, it would be so great if Richard was just a problem I didn't have anymore...</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Richard II</image:title>
      <image:caption>YES, we get that reigns are fleeting.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Richard II</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is a pretty excellent singular image of the power struggles for the throne around the War of the Roses and its beginning.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Richard II</image:title>
      <image:caption>If you've never seen Sunset Boulevard, stop everything you're doing (once you're done reading this post!) and immediately watch it.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Richard II</image:title>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Richard II</image:title>
      <image:caption>Comes as a coffee mug too!</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1457290772944-8012X431CC21H17GRNIF/Gaunt</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Richard II</image:title>
      <image:caption>Behold, one of the most sprightly and energetically handsome men in his 70s you've ever beheld...unless he's portraying the ailing Gaunt.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2016/2/14/measure-for-measure</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-02-15</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1455499519463-HU51II3IWV3176VYRPB2/Rosaries.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Measure for Measure</image:title>
      <image:caption>My collection of rosaries and medals.  You can't take the idolatry out of the Catholic girl, no matter how much she questions the doctrine of her security blanket.  So pretty...</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1455497682933-NK8BQHTU8N92CPQFP0WI/rules</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Measure for Measure</image:title>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Measure for Measure</image:title>
      <image:caption>A production of Measure for Measure directed by William Poel at Royalty Theatre, London, 1893</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1455498683218-53SLDZ9NQZ3TR1WGLWP0/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Measure for Measure</image:title>
      <image:caption>Hijinks!  Meyhem!  Justice, turning a cheeky eye on such things!</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1455498489738-Q3BRCCXJPEZ1NWZM5I5U/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Measure for Measure</image:title>
      <image:caption>I looked up lots of production images online, and the majority of them play this scene as a near-rape with this exact positioning.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2016/2/13/sonnet-55</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-02-13</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2016/1/31/cymbeline</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-02-01</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1454348756729-JA9GPMHB6O2UVEUF57QX/Tree</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Cymbeline</image:title>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1454349656318-I438H3UQ2ALGLDQESU77/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Cymbeline</image:title>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1454347967423-798P3DFT5M5D3B0ZCCKO/Duvet</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Cymbeline</image:title>
      <image:caption>King Cymbeline is having a no-good-very-bad day.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1454348093483-2KFYZRDRQKQI251RZ7QA/Jupiter</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Cymbeline</image:title>
      <image:caption>Jupiter on a badass eagle!!!! (I would pay so much money to see this live, or to have it on a t-shirt.)</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1454346939058-T6RPBI50YGC4L035GXS9/Ancient+Britain</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Cymbeline</image:title>
      <image:caption>Hadrian hasn't built his wall yet...</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1454303201054-WJX6CYJZ0ZBHGG47BMXE/Milford+Haven.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Cymbeline</image:title>
      <image:caption>Milford-Haven...only I don't think that Belarius &amp; Sons were kicking it in this castle.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1454347570652-78CBI70H6WNA0L6TFOOZ/Izma</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Cymbeline</image:title>
      <image:caption>I picture the wicked Queen flashing poison around just like Izma in The Emperor's New Groove. Mostly because she didn't do the dirty work herself, and check to make sure it's not extract of llama/a sleeping potion.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1454303000264-ABGCUHDO7CI3DIVHQ8UJ/Trunk</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Cymbeline</image:title>
      <image:caption>Way creepy.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2016/1/11/the-tempest</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-01-12</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1452573450053-JV8OZDZM2CEAKVFGYZ0C/storm</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Tempest</image:title>
      <image:caption>Propero's down there somewhere, relaxing whilst Ariel flames amazement all about.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1452574836329-KPW304SBU8GO4PEL7GR2/zuul</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Tempest</image:title>
      <image:caption>I like to imagine the clowns being chased by Zuul.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1452574956272-FSSN6Z7RQSCRN17O00QP/slow+clap</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Tempest</image:title>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1452575965571-PHXFED9GUJMMTXU1INO2/beach</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Tempest</image:title>
      <image:caption>My brother and me on a typical Bajan beach afternoon.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1452575787815-IDQRJTBQR5FNN19ENTXO/hawaii</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Tempest</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is from my last island getaway, in which my parents joined Hubs, me, and the kids for some R&amp;R.  Definitely a bit more relaxing knowing there are no green monkeys on Oahu.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1452574683664-0B77Y8NGJMLR7INTQXQ6/harpy</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Tempest</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ben Whishaw as Ariel (as Harpy!) in The Tempest, 2010.  Don't mock Antonio -- you'd be scared of this too.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1452575728454-QVC7CJCNAIXN79RGY031/communion</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Tempest</image:title>
      <image:caption>Me, en route to church for my first communion, hence the mini-bride garb.  Daddy is to the left, loading my brother into the car and looking generally thrilled to be there.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1452573956663-O5JBLOBRUGPI3KTCB40W/caliban</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Tempest</image:title>
      <image:caption>Robert Glenister as Caliban, in Royal Shakespeare Company's 1998 production -- the first Shakespearean production I ever saw.  It was damned glorious.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1452575514155-WO7HMUONQIO5S05V717I/monkey</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Tempest</image:title>
      <image:caption>DEVIL MONKEY!!!</image:caption>
    </image:image>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2015/12/30/antony-cleopatra</loc>
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    <lastmod>2015-12-31</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1451538131957-BHI2R1VF5X2F89K9FTKD/Pirates</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Antony &amp; Cleopatra</image:title>
      <image:caption>Menecrates and Menas.  And the dog is...Pompey?</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1451538030509-O8XKHUHLZYCLLLKJAI54/Parley</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Antony &amp; Cleopatra</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cleopatra, right down to the jewelry and kohl eyeliner.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1451536619021-IG151NI5IXHOB9FEABMJ/Laurel</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Antony &amp; Cleopatra</image:title>
      <image:caption>The gold almost makes it look like a cross between the natural wreath adorned in opulent pharaoh-esque headgear.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1451538386604-DU9G4F7OEYDHZGDKY1NH/Cleo+Son</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Antony &amp; Cleopatra</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cleopatra's son (obviously), whom we never see in the play, but is a key (and adorable!) bargaining chip in several scenes.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1451537814738-MN4FEECV4JLOANGSOL9Y/Over+it</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Antony &amp; Cleopatra</image:title>
      <image:caption>Enobarbus.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1451538266328-AG3EM01HLP42TC0IC3DV/Olivier+Leigh</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Antony &amp; Cleopatra</image:title>
      <image:caption>Vivien Leigh &gt; Elizabeth Taylor.  This is the Cleopatra I choose to immortalize on this blog!</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2015/12/10/othello</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2015-12-10</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1449784380361-TSPWYK34PPUWBZ9X93I0/Othello</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Othello</image:title>
      <image:caption>Othello and Desdemona, Antonio Munoz Degrain, circa 1880</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Othello</image:title>
      <image:caption>Portrait of Ira Aldridge as Othello, William Mulready</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1449785714764-N61ZRY7JJVNO7DXNEPN4/Disney</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Othello</image:title>
      <image:caption>Disney, nailing Iago's bug-in-your-ear version of friendship.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1449785845250-F2YOG7FUO6X9I2S4J1GC/Maggie</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Othello</image:title>
      <image:caption>I mean, ammirite?</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2015/11/18/macbeth</loc>
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    <lastmod>2015-11-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1447871616990-KLKXQ38RCIKJ4KFIAMOJ/1827</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Macbeth</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Three Witches from Macbeth, by Alexandre-Marie Colin, 1827.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1447871662013-J0B6CALF15RME1DUGC58/Witch</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Macbeth</image:title>
      <image:caption>Witches be scary, y'all.  Especially when they are 3 feet tall and faceless.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1447872543135-1ZTZB5YSZYRP8PK5VFMA/Innocent</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Macbeth</image:title>
      <image:caption>The epitome of innocence right here, folks.  Unfortunately, it's not my job to wrap them in soft cotton and keep them hidden away from the world.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2015/11/9/henry-v</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-04-30</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1447109094478-BHTVSAZTUORZTUE1ZYLQ/Cal+Screaming</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry V</image:title>
      <image:caption>Don't lie -- you'd run from this too if given the chance.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1447108579612-9E18LGHBBAJFOE1QKIB5/War+Doctor</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry V</image:title>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1447109136765-BL3J17JJG4AULT81S7WM/Skeptical</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry V</image:title>
      <image:caption>She's 5 going on 15, and questions me every step of the way.  Somehow, I don't think that's going to lessen as the years march on...</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1447108008355-XI92QO1MWY7F0BZSOFW2/Angry+Tennis</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry V</image:title>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2015/10/30/a-midsummer-nights-dream</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2015-10-31</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1446262287251-E6KDLKWEPKNZ4XD9B83Z/Sweater</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - A Midsummer Night's Dream</image:title>
      <image:caption>Behold, in all its glory!  The Scottish Cashmere Sweater -- my wearable version of A Midsummer Night's Dream</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1446262652196-OY4ZNUKEVPDILP2TRKJH/Andy</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - A Midsummer Night's Dream</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is a very accurate representation of what John looked like (only less worried) when I knew him as Robin Goodfellow.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1446244208806-CAW42CTN7I5YKZQ1WK8I/MND</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - A Midsummer Night's Dream</image:title>
      <image:caption>Titania Adoring the Ass-Headed Bottom, Johann Heinrich Füssli circa 1790.  I used his work on Falstaff in some Henry IV posts as well...guy loved this Shakespeare!</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1446262241228-2YXHO19Z55B0AL2IJ2UW/Folger+Fairy</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - A Midsummer Night's Dream</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is the very cover that first drew me to give reading Shakespeare a try.  Nothing like lovely fairy art to draw a pre-teen's interest.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2015/10/22/the-merry-wives-of-windsor</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2017-06-23</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1445559426405-Q1G579OK6DV9A4G3RN8A/Backyard</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Merry Wives of Windsor</image:title>
      <image:caption>My two monsters.  As tiring as they and our home can occasionally be, I am pretty satisfied with our little life.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1445550235938-FU784JSO3LKC3FPEIPL5/Quaint+Village</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Merry Wives of Windsor</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yup, English villages are pretty darn cute.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1445558288826-7KF541L54JP8AGDCEUZL/Washbasket</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - The Merry Wives of Windsor</image:title>
      <image:caption>Falstaff in the Washbasket, by Johann Heinrich Fussli circa 1792.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2015/10/9/henry-iv-part-ii</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2015-10-10</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55b53729e4b043b82687f977/1444448219021-V5Y5MU4VUPX48FDSR3VQ/Goodman</image:loc>
      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry IV, Part II</image:title>
      <image:caption>One of my all-time favorite actors, John Goodman, played Falstaff at the Old Globe in San Diego in 1995.  I was able to track down a production photo.  I'll bet he was wonderful.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry IV, Part II</image:title>
      <image:caption>Does this look like a man who's willing to lead someone named Mouldy into battle?  One of a series of Falstaff paintings by Eduard von Grutzner, circa 1921.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry IV, Part II</image:title>
      <image:caption>Finger-less gloves: a true sign of fury/madness/illness/stress.  Jeremy Irons, The Hollow Crown, Series 1 Episode 3.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry IV, Part II</image:title>
      <image:caption>Occasionally, I get to enjoy reading from my Complete Works on my sunny front porch while drinking a beer. That combination is one of my all-time favorite activities.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2015/9/30/king-lear</loc>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - King Lear</image:title>
      <image:caption>Kjerstine Rose Anderson as the Fool and Anthony Heald as Lear</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - King Lear</image:title>
      <image:caption>Handsome Hubs, enjoying some wine, sunset, and amazing scenery at Bruns Amphitheater prior to King Lear</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - King Lear</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cordelia in the Court of King Lear (1873) by Sir John Gilbert</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - King Lear</image:title>
      <image:caption>Side view of mysterious set piece box, prior to play starting.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - King Lear</image:title>
      <image:caption>King Lear and the Fool in the Storm (1851) by William Dyce</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2015/9/19/henry-iv-part-i</loc>
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    <lastmod>2015-09-19</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry IV, Part I</image:title>
      <image:caption>Saget = a modern day Falstaff?  Very interesting interview with him in Esquire this year.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Henry IV, Part I</image:title>
      <image:caption>Hubs and I had a fun evening pitting Hotspur against the king, both in the metaphor of chess and the actuality of booze.  The cider was good, but I'd expect something with a bit more punch and fire based on its namesake...</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2015/9/8/much-ado-about-nothing</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-06-01</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>The whole cast/crew of Much Ado About Nothing, UCLA 2003.  Still lucky enough to be in touch with a lot of these awesome people.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Much Ado About Nothing</image:title>
      <image:caption>See??  Happy mama = happy family.  Crazy how long it took me to realize that...</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Much Ado About Nothing</image:title>
      <image:caption>Evidence of my utter geekiness via online discussion in the FutureLearn course!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2015/8/26/julius-caesar</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-06-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Julius Caesar</image:title>
      <image:caption>To display my fealty and devotion to the Shakespeare project, I even go above and beyond to track down pages from my kids' Rome coloring book for Caesar imagery!  Behold, my handiwork!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Julius Caesar</image:title>
      <image:caption>John Gielgud (Cassius) and James Mason (Brutus) doing what true friends do -- 5 minutes of uninterrupted eye contact.</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://www.dreadpiratemama.com/blog/2015/8/18/romeo-juliet</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-06-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Romeo &amp; Juliet</image:title>
      <image:caption>Me and the kiddo, each repping our respective houses.  Thanks for the swag, San Francisco Shakespeare Festival!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Romeo &amp; Juliet</image:title>
      <image:caption>My daughter's drawing of her favorite scene, when Tybalt (doodle in red, not the triangular goatee) fights Romeo (the blond in blue).  There is some artistic license with added characters -- Juliet is in a balcony above Tybalt, and the County Paris shows up on the far left.  She, my friend, and I are in the audience in bottom left corner.  The little pink box mimics a folding chair with Shakespeare's face that was sitting in front of us at the show.  She was quite taken with the chair, so now I'm on the hunt for one!</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2015-09-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Two Gentlemen of Verona</image:title>
      <image:caption>Painting of Silvia being rescued by Valentine.  Angelica Kauffman, 1789.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Two Gentlemen of Verona</image:title>
      <image:caption>The original theatre poster for the musical from the 1970s.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2015-09-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare's works (plays and sonnets) - Richard III</image:title>
      <image:caption>Portrait of Richard III from late 16th century, housed in National Portrait Gallery, London.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Shakespeare in pop culture - First Folio Tour!</image:title>
      <image:caption>"The brain of this foolish-compounded clay, man, is not able to invent anything that tends to laughter more than I invent, or is invented on me" (Henry IV Pt 2, 1.2)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I hate this photo didn't turn out so well. The illustrations (mainly Victorian era) of Shakespeare's works for kids were staggeringly pretty</image:caption>
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